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  Subject: Computer Maintenance Problems


  Dear Tech Support:


  Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0


  In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undersirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0 and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.  I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. 


  What can I do?


  Desperate


 


  Tech Support Reply


  Dear Desperate:


  First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.  Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.  If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.  But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Louldy WAV files.  Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.  These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.


  In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.  You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.


  I personally recommend hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.


  Good luck,


  Tech. Support



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